Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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