sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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