Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
