Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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