I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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