At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
whose parrot is this?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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