just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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