No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Your penis caused this!
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