Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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