we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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