you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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