My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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