Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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