In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So vagazzling was a success
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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