I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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