I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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