I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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