He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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