he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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