I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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