i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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