So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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