there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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