5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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