I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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