just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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