I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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