My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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