yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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