I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He better not be in your backpack
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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