I don't think brook has ever known best
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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