There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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