accomplished twins. life is a go
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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