thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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