These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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