His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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