i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Drake has all the answers
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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