i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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