I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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