like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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