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  is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (831): View more from California

  she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.

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• (323): View more from California

  You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)

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• (716): View more from New York

  i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil

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• (559): View more from California

  They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Sex and compliments. The way to my heart

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