omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Apparently you make a good broom.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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