Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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