I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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