Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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