season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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