so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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