How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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