I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
