I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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