is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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