just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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