talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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