Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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