dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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