ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You left your underwear on the fireplace
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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