I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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